On November 1st, 2009, I began a 21-day holistic detox diet. I had been meaning to go on this detox ever since a good friend of mine had done it and raved about the results. I began the day after Halloween.
Whenever I told anyone about the detox, I got a blank stare and a scratch of the head. I was met with: “So, you’re not going to eat and just drink lemon water and cayenne pepper?” No, that’s the Master Cleanse, and it’s idiotic.
“Do you think you need to lose weight?” No, the point of the detox is not weight loss. “Why the hell would you put yourself through this?”
Not a single person I talked to about the detox was positive about it from day one. That was okay, though, because I wasn’t doing it for them, I was doing it for me. I was doing it because I was tired of feeling sluggish halfway through the day. I was tired of waking up in the morning feeling like I had gargled acid all night. I was tired of being unfocused. I was tired of being unhealthy. In short, I embarked on the detox to stop feeling like crap.
The particular diet I followed is outlined in a book by Nish Joshi, a doctor of holistic medicine, and a “celebrity health guru” entitled Joshi’s Holistic Detox. It figures that the friend who recommended the diet to me is an actor. I’m not a big fan of anyone who refers to him/herself as a guru of anything, and that turned me off to the diet at first, but I gave it a chance and actually read the book. After reading it through once, I realized that a lot of the things in the book made a sense, so I read it a second time, this time taking notes, and outlining my own 21-day detox.
The purpose of Joshi’s detox is to take the body’s pH balance from an acidic state and change it to a slightly alkaline state – the body’s “natural” state. In the process, you eliminate waste from toxic foods, preservatives and pesticides that you’ve ingested, leaving you cleaner and healthier. This is supposed to translate into a better sense of well-being, increased focus, more alertness, more energy, clearer skin, and weight loss.
The diet eliminates anything acidic, as well as anything high in sugar, anything with gluten, any dairy products and red meat. At first blush, I wondered what I was supposed to eat. Luckily, Joshi’s book came with recipes, which means that a pleasant side effect of this diet was that I cooked more – an activity which I rediscovered that I enjoyed.
Diet before the detox:
- 2-3 cups of coffee per day
- cereal or nothing for breakfast
- lunch purchased from a restaurant near the office or a sandwich hurriedly nibbled at my desk
- frozen dinners
- pizza
- take-out
- ordering steak almost anytime I went to a restaurant for dinner
- more alcohol than I’m willing to admit to
Detox diet:
- 2 cups of green tea per day
- gluten-free cereal and organic bio yogurt with honey for breakfast
- a banana or carrots as a mid-morning snack
- hearty salad for lunch
- nuts when hungry
- organic chicken, fish, or vegetarian dishes for dinner
- no alcohol (at all)
- 2 litres of water per day
The first week was difficult and plagued with headaches and cravings, but after that, I found that I enjoyed my new routine, and had little desire to reach for a pizza or any other junk food.
By the end of the detox, I did feel healthier, although I could not tell you exactly why. My post-lunch energy slump no longer occurred. The heartburn I often woke up with was gone, but otherwise, I was essentially the same. I still needed 7-8 hours of sleep to feel fully rested. My focus was no better than it had been previously.
Interestingly, despite having arguably eaten more while on the detox than I did before I went on it, I still lost six pounds, and my body fat percentage dropped by a point. More impressive to me was that the layer of insulation that I had gained around my midsection after nearly two years at a desk job disappeared. As I repeatedly told people throughout the process, losing weight was not the point, but if ever there were a healthy weight loss diet, this must be it.
So what happened?
Overall, the effects of the detox were not miraculous, but they were enough to convince me that I needed to make some changes to my eating habits and to my lifestyle. My previous eating habits were fairly representative of my generation, but they are without a doubt a function of our lifestyle. In a world where fast food isn’t fast enough, we take shortcuts and it comes at a cost. If at my age I was already feeling the impacts of my food choices, I can only imagine what I would feel like in my 30s, 40s or 50s.
I’m not alone in recognizing this, though. We’re in the midst of a fundamental shift in the way people perceive their relationship with food. The tail end of my generation is coming of age in a time where McDonald’s has salads on the menu, and Happy Meals come with apple slices. While our parents’ generation is the McDonald’s generation, we may well be remembered as the Whole Foods generation. We have the motivation. We’ve witnessed what a generation that grew up in the golden age of fast food has led to: record levels of obesity and cardiac problems being the number one killer in North America.
A generation ago, a vegan, or an organic farmer was a hippie, a fringe character. Now, they may not be the majority, but they’re mainstream minorities. We’re a generation that understands food labels. We know what organic means. We’ve turned movies like Supersize Me and Food Inc. into blockbusters.
With every passing day, more and more Gen-Yers are going to come to the same conclusion I did, that we need to stop treating our bodies like dumpsters, and change the way we interact with food. At the beginning of my detox, no one understood why I was doing it. Before the 21 days were even over, three people had already asked me to borrow the book.
Gen-Y is the generation that is going to reclaim our relationship with food as being sacred. No more toxic junk. Bring on the real food.
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Great post! I’ve always been very skeptical of detox-ing. It always felt like something that belonged in the healing crystals/ things my ‘hippy’ mom likes category. It was refreshing to read a sober account of someone who went into it with an open mind. Further, I couldn’t agree more that Millennials are waking up to the truly negative effects some foods can have on us. As early as High School some friends of mine were already cutting soda entirely out of their diet and this past year the last person I would have expected told me: “You’re really not going to believe this, but I’m becoming a vegetarian.” Pepsi can rebrand and the BK Lounge can redesign, but I agree with you that we’re looking for quality in the long run.
Nice post. I started doing de-toxes with a bunch of friends more than a decade ago. They began as a dare one night over drinks and we’re still doing them now. You’re right that the end results aren’t particularly noticeable or miraculous, but given what we routinely put into our bodies and the level of contaminants all around us, common sense would say an occasional cleansing can only be a good thing. Try adding dandelion and other wild greens & fungi. They have high levels of nutrients and can be very good for liver & kidney function. Bottom line is that we need to re-claim the food system. An annual (or more frequent) de-tox is a good way to start. (Then you can start foraging weeds out your back door if you want to get really serious…stop by my blog for a peek.)
Great article. Frankly, I’m not too happy about the way I eat, especially lately. I’m not concerned about my weight but mainly my health. This diet, although it sounds extreme, seems like it at least did you some good. I’ll definitely consider it when I decide to get healthier.
When I was in high school and college in the 70s and 80s none of my friends were fat or over weight. Now 25% of today’s high school students are obese, a medical condition that puts the person at high risk for diabetes and other horrible life threatening diseases. The Omnivore’s Dilemma is a fantastic book that looks at our food system. And Food Inc is a documentary film that also looks at the production of our food. Read or view both or just one of these and your detox will become a lifestyle change.
Adam, when I read the first draft of this post a while back I was CONVINCED that I was going to do this. I was going to buy the book and do it. Then, I spoke to a few people about it and they all convinced me out of it… I do want to be more healthy, but I’m not sure if detox diets are the best solution. The best counter-argument I heard was that all detox diets are designed to flush your system; to basically give you diarrhea for a month. I’m already relatively thin and something like that would probably do me more harm than good.
If I’m going to be more healthy, I’m resigned to the fact that I’ll have to make a lifestyle change rather than a one-month thing. Which unfortunately probably will not come any time soon, given how much I <3 coffee and red meat. :-/
Thanks for the responses, all. A few points.
@Langdon – dude, you’re not kidding around with this stuff. I’m not at the foraging around level, yet, but when I am, I’ll look into your advice.
@David – I read Omnivore’s Dilemma and watched Food Inc both while I was on the Detox. It was excellent motivation to stay on track.
@Christine – I think you need to stop listening to those people and… well, listen to me instead.
At no point during this detox did I have diarrhea. My own weight loss was marginal, because, I like you, am not exactly overweight.
I don’t doubt that many detoxes simply cause you to “cleanse” and then, two days after doing them, you’re back to the same old you. This particular detox, though, is almost a common sense detox. While it does cut out all the crap you eat in a fairly severe way, what it really does is teach you how to eat properly.
My detox ended on November 21st. It is nearly a month later, and while my diet is not as strict as it was on the detox, a few things have stuck: I drink way less alcohol, I barely drink coffee anymore, I’ve cut way down on red meat. I eat far more vegetables. I eat almost exclusively organic foods now.
So, what I’m saying is, I hear the counter-argument, but really, what this diet did for me was help me to get that lifestyle change you talk about.
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Awesome post and thanks for detox diet recommendation. Very informative.