The Next Great Generation

An online magazine written by and for the Millennial Generation.

Sex Week: Let’s Wrap It Up!

Yes, that headline was a clever sexual euphemism and a nod in favor of sexual responsibility. We’ve done our part. Wrap it up, kids! Read these posts and/or don’t get chlamydia.

Without further ado, we are pleased to present a quick and dirty rundown on our most salacious, scandalizing, scintillating sex week content:

Confessions of Two Millennial Strippers
This post needs no introduction. Everything you hoped for, and yet, completely unexpected. A must read.   

From Classy to Crotchless: A Conversation about Lingerie
OK, so maybe you’re not a nipple-less PVC latex bustier kind of girl. Then again, you don’t want to look like you’re 12 years old, either. Two of TNGG’s best and brightest babes give you the lingerie lowdown on support, coverage, and how not to look like a baby prostitute.

What Happens on Craigslist Stays on Craigslist
Memoirs of one very brave TNGG-er’s adventures on the ‘Casual Encounters’ section of Craigslist.

My Pregnancy is My Business: The Planned Parenthood Problem
by Jessi Stafford
Ms. Stafford at her best: a witty, sharp-as-a-tack manifesto that cuts right through political bull**** propaganda, laying down the facts in a clear, succinct manner and making a compelling case for one of today’s defining issues. Regardless of which side you’re standing on, this is a must-read perspective.

Misconceptions Perpetuated by Cosmopolitan Magazine
by Jenn Orr
“You want me to do what?! Where? With whom?… Huh?!”
A compelling case to uncover the facts behind the conspiracy theory that Cosmopolitan Magazine may or may not be trying to get you:
a) Dumped
b) Killed
c) Both

‘That Was Awesome!…’ Until You Sober Up: The One Night Stand

by Benny Bridger

After a night of hot, drunk sex it’s suddenly light outside. You both lie there — awake, sober, and silent. Tap into the male train of thought in the events before, during, and after these types of one night only encounters. Super eloquent. Super insightful. Super unexpected. Read and comment.

Warning: Don’t Say or Do These Things In Bed
by Colby Gergen
Unless you want to die alone, surrounded by cats (or no cats… you might be allergic), you should probably read this post.

Overzealous Lovers Ruining the Millennial Libido
by William Sisskind
What’s that? Depraved pornography? {Yawn} Over it. Find out why our generation just doesn’t give a crap who’s shoving what where on pay-per-view.

Exception List: Who’s On Yours?
by Angela Stefano
Overwhelming votes for James Franco (note: pre-Oscar hosting appearance). Also an overwhelming amount of animated Disney characters. Find out who else is on everyone’s ‘To-Do’ list. Better yet, tell us who’s on yours…

Honorable Mentions: Presidents Day Sex Week Survey

This isn’t a post so much as a sexual/patriotic questionnaire/discussion about which president had mad skillz in the sack. Hilarity ensues. Hillary sues.

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