colbygergen

I despise writing about myself in the first person. That reaches off the keyboard to when I'm speaking, as a senior studying awesomeness at Mizzou, about myself. I just don't like talking about myself, whether I'm talking about my adoration of adventures or my belief in the Gospel of the Fresh Prince. Doesn't it seem like talking about yourself in the first person is just patting yourself on the back for kicking ass at life every single day? Yeah, I would never do a thing like that. Twitter: @colbywg

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You’ve been iced, bro!

Bros have been Icing Bros for months, after a website went viral and convinced frat boys across the country that “Icing” was the most epic prank they could possibly play. Now, Smirnoff has allegedly had the site shut down. But bros all over will prevail. The Icing continues!

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Shhh… The Midwest’s best-kept secret

This post is part of a TNGG series on cities. This song was released by Atmosphere in 2003. I listened to it. Loved it. But never heeded it’s words. Growing up around the city lights of Minneapolis and St. Paul, … Continued

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Playing Catch Up

Allow me to set the stage. There’s a beautiful backdrop. The trees, painted on the flats because it’s a junior high play, are vibrant with various shades and hues of green. The shade they give off looks inviting, like you … Continued

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Beyond the College Walls

Hey you. Yes, you. Where are you right now? Your literal location, not the “where are you in your life?” question. Awesome. I really want to visit there someday. I hear great things. I’m typing this in Columbia, MO while … Continued

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Fast Food Frenzy

There’s just something about a McDonald’s sausage, egg, and cheese McMuffin that makes me want to be a fat kid. They only serve it until breakfast ends, usually around 11 a.m. (yes, I’ve figured out the schedule), but if I … Continued