There’s no way an actual human being can live up to being a Unicorn. But that doesn’t mean we don’t try to make people into Unicorns by badly managing expectations.
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Fornidating: Not as Good as the Fantasy
Having a months-long casual sex partner can be fun, but as soon as reality sets in, it’s time to reevaluate.
Why I’m A Pick-Up Artist
A real-life follower of the controversial book “The Game” shares his experience and reasoning for being a pick-up artist.
How to Get Laid on Valentine’s Day
Mark it in your calendar: 2011, the year you went D-Day on V-Day!
Opposites Attract
Dating someone who has little in common with you can be exactly what you need.
Be Rational, Darling! (A Modern Fairy Tale)
Rejection happens. When relationships don’t go as planned, keep a calm head and use your ability to be rational. Don’t fill a vibrator with combustibles–take a kick boxing class or go find someone who better suits you.
Hiberdating: Bad For Your Health
Like humans, relationships need air if they’re ever going to survive. If you’re hiberdating, stop sucking face and start sucking up to the friends you’ve been ignoring. Bros before hos.
Pinch pennies, not romance, in the recession
A 23-year-old dude took me to a soup kitchen because he “… didn’t want to spend a lot of money.” Or any money at all, apparently. Thirty-five percent of us have asked for money from family members and 50 percent of us admit to being stressed out about our cash flow. Is our libido for life and romance really and truly deceased? How do we fix it?
Drama llamas ate my cell phone… and then stabbed me?
Twenty-year-old Rachel Wade has been sentenced to 27 years in prison for stabbing another girl in the heart, after the two had fought it out via MySpace, emails, and texts. Because of a guy. Seriously. Are Millennials so frustrated by the death of dating that they’re willing to kill? Are we so wrapped up in technology that it’s the driving force behind everything we do?
Goodbye, dating. Hello, WTF?!
The death of dating has sparked the creation of one of the newest and most popular websites for loveless and disgruntled Millennials: WTF Is Up With My Love Life. TNGG’s Caitlin Tremblay talks to the site’s founders about their idea, love in the post-dating age, and what exactly a “gaggle” is. (Hint: it’s not about geese.)
