The Next Great Generation

An online magazine written by and for the Millennial Generation.

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10 Questions for Mike, Millennial

By on Jun 5, 2011
Categories: TNGG Weekly Columns

1. I’m an aspiring journalist. 2. I’m a huge film nerd. 3. I’m a political junkie.

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Banned in DC: A Playground Brawl in the House

By on Jun 3, 2011
Categories: TNGG Weekly Columns

In a bipartisan meeting, Congressmen Ryan and Cantor criticized the President for the way he had described Ryan’s proposal for Medicare. It was like the pot calling the kettle bullshit.

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Banned in DC: Politics gets only Kochier

By on May 25, 2011
Categories: TNGG Weekly Columns

If we want our country back on track, we need to keep the government for, by, and of the people, not at the mercy of corporations, lobbyists, or millionaire brothers in arms.

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History, According to Huckabee

By on Mar 13, 2011
Categories: Current Events

Huckabee used to be kind of cool…until he attempted to become a revisionist historian.

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Saved by the Pill

By on Mar 10, 2011
Categories: TNGG Weekly Columns

A new study shows that taking the Morning After pill might be just as effective as anything else at preventing pregnancy.

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Hipster Lobby Gains Momentum (A Satire)

By on Mar 10, 2011
Categories: Current Events

Mr. Kingsley, renowned for his work with the pharmaceutical and tobacco lobbies, has become the lead figure of DC’s newest “Hipster” lobby.

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Battleground Wisconsin: Scott Walker’s War on Labor

By on Mar 6, 2011
Categories: TNGG Weekly Columns

Unions may not be perfect, but in addition to giving us minimum wage, health insurance, and the forty-hour, five-day work week, they are often the only defense against unfair labor practices.

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Political Mistresses: a Civic Duty to Give Up the Booty

By on Feb 26, 2011
Categories: Sex Week

A lot of you are probably thinking that there isn’t anything less sexy than politics. You’re probably right. Here’s a breakdown of some of the more famous political groupies.

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Bristol Palin’s Mommy Memoir (With Political Aspirations)

By on Feb 18, 2011
Categories: Current Events

Thoughts on Bristol Palin’s rumored memoirs, as well as her future political aspirations, and why both are ridiculous.

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The Feed Bag: The Frankenfish Are Coming

By on Feb 4, 2011
Categories: TNGG Weekly Columns

The FDA is considering allowing so-called “Frankenfish,” genetically engineered salmon, to enter American supermarkets and homes. Well, that’s just f-ing gross.

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