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Sarah Palin for 2012: A Satire

A great deal of speculation has arisen in the past couple of weeks that Saint Sarah will run on the Republican ticket against President Phony, and I could not be happier.

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I Can See The End Of The World From My Front Porch

Last month’s events have most likely put the existing end-of-days cults into can-hoarding overtime. Time to load your shotguns! The Apocalypse is nigh! Follow these easy steps to survive anything Doomsday throws your way.

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John Boehner’s Tan to run for President in 2012

Boehner’s Tan announces it is running for President in 2012. Armed with Snooki Polizzi as campaign manager, Sarah Palin’s endorsement and the support of the RNC, it looks like the Tan has a chance to bring sanity and reason back to Washington.